The Bills Might Have Found Their Quarterback

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Evidently, Trent Edwards aims to keep the Bills starting quarterback job. After coming in for an injured J.P. Losman during the first quarter of last week’s loss to the Patriots, the Bills’ 2007 third-round pick got his first NFL start today against the Jets.

All the rookie did today was complete 22 of 28 passes for 234 yards, threw one really big late fourth-quarter touchdown, and had a first-half interception. So in 60 minutes, Edwards has exceed Losman’s two-plus games output to begin the season. Head coach Dick Jauron hasn’t said whether Losman will keep his job when he finally returns from the knee injury, but you have to think that if Edwards continues to impress, he’ll be the guy.

Of course, there is the little issue of finishing games — Buffalo led by 10 with less than seven minutes to go in the game, and New York had a chance to tie it on their last drive. But whatever — the Bills’ defense held up (yay, Terrence McGee!), the Bills’ offense showed up, and the Bills’ fans finally have something to celebrate. It only took four weeks.

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Billick blames officials for loss

Anyone, even an idiotic blogger, could have told you that the Ravens weren’t as good as their record. The Cincinnati Bengals ran ragged over them. If Justin McCareins could catch, they could have easily lost to the Jets. Were it not for a 15-yard penalty awarded on the game-winning drive, they might not have beaten Arizona either.

And now they went to “lowly” Cleveland, and let their quarterback and running back castoffs beat them soundly. How could this happen to the mighty Ravens? Could it be that the Ravens defense is past its prime? Could it be that they should have kept Adalius Thomas instead of Ray Lewis?

Well, Billick is too media-savvy to just come out and blame the officials straight up for the Ravens loss. But he’s also not one to accept blame. So it’s not surprising that in the postgame press conference he said: “The officiating matched our play.” Typical way of saying that his team didn’t perform, but at the same time, making an excuse that it wasn’t reallt their fault.

Hugh Johnson Project: So Much For Michigan Jokes

chad_henne.jpgThe Notre Dame jokes have outnumbered the Pam Ward jokes, so you know it’s serious in South Bend. But Michigan and Illinois are both 2-0 in the Big Ten. South Carolina and their Smelley Cock may dodge an upset by Mississippi State. And my Air Force over Navy prediction looks completely wrong. Oh, and look out, Boston College! UMass has but a few less points than you.

As for me, I brought Deadspin to the city of Bowling Green, Ohio today, and tonight I’m headed to BGSU’s homecoming football game against Western Kentucky, situated in Bowling Green, Kentucky. That’s our city name. Sadly for the Hilltoppers, the Ohio rendition of Bowling Green is completely flat, so there goes their tactical advantage on Hugh II: And The Nedyssey Continues…

*rubs eyes* Ahhhh, damn, that was a good nap, I wonder how badly my Irish are getting blown ouHOLYSHIT! — liquidwisdom33

Demetrius Jones, is that you?

I got kicked out of the UK game for trying to use a girls ID to get in, and now my girlfriend tells me I can’t watch any game where Erin Andrews is present because I think she is “pretty”. They just don’t understand. — redlegs1869

I woke up 45 minutes ago, put on my vans, smoked a bowl or three to spite EDSBS, and now I’m grubbing on some cheesy sticks. That’s what a Berkeley Tailgate is all about — towthis06

I used to think that Notre Dame was ridiculous for not joining a conference, but since ND is on ESPN right now and Michigan is relegated to the Phantom Zone that is the Big Ten Network, I’m not so sure. — gdewalt

ok, what are the odds that Jimmy Claussen transfers now that he lost the starting job? — Herbie’s Wingman

Erin Andrews is a whore. She just gets hotter and hotter. — twoeightnine

Pretty good, if I say so myself.

Preparing for Cal-Oregon: must remember to break out the sunglasses so as to not be blinded by the design atrocities that are the uniforms for both teams.– Signal to Noise

Is the Louisiana Dept. of Tourism paying ESPN for on-air promotion or what? — Rodeo Queen

ND is one loss away from utilizing the loophole in the rulebook that “there is nothing in there that says a dog can’t play football” — LidleFlightClass

My friend just informed me that Ric Flair was at the South Carolina-Mississippi State game. I’m sure Deadspin readers can fill in a joke here. — clarkwgriswld5

To close up this week’s Hugh II, if you want to see video proof of our earlier claims that Pam Ward confused “kickoff” with “punt,” thank Awful Announcing for culling up the clip.

And that’s it. Thanks to everyone who submitted something to the project — yes, even to those whose entries sucked enough to the point that I didn’t include them. Keep tryin’ next week.

T-Mac Travels to Darfur Refugee Camps

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At some point last season, Darfur was suddenly a hot topic around NBA circles. That’s because Cavs forward Ira Newble got involved in the anti-genocide activism, and LeBron James wouldn’t follow suit. This led to all sorts of rampant speculation: Was Nike whispering in his ear? Was James just not mature enough? Or is this not the kind of thing superstars do these days?

Well, they do if they’re Tracy McGrady. Today’s Houston Chronicle has a lengthy feature on T-Mac’s trip to live among refugees in Chad. This wasn’t a publicity appearance; McGrady went on his own, and brought a film crew to document both the situation and his crash course in its harsh realities. The plan is to produce a documentary that can attract fans of the NBA.

One especially trenchant quote from the article:

But McGrady can no longer think of “AK-47″ as an innocent nickname for a Utah Jazz forward named Andrei Kirilenko; it is now a reminder of those moments of doubt.

Hats off to T-Mac for setting the bar high for fellow stars like LeBron. He may never get out of the first round, but the Rockets star is certainly finding a way to age gracefully. And maybe, just maybe, a way to make an impact that will be felt well after his retirement.

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Frog NBA Preview: Atlanta Hawks

Thanks to Swamp legend DSafetyGuy, the Frog will be featuring a team-by-team NBA Preview from now until the beginning of the season. Let me just say that DSG has forgotten more about the NBA than you’ll ever know. Unless you are The Schwab. Then, maybe you know as much as he has forgotten.

We’ll be doing the team previews alphabetically. But, lucky for you, the most interesting team in the league comes first …

Atlanta Hawks

Atlanta remains synonymous with the dregs of the NBA. Poor attendance, mismatched players, and an ownership situation that ties their hands when it comes to making free agent moves combine to make this the most stagnant franchise in the league. But, hey, new uniforms!

There may be no better way to sum up the Hawks than their point guard mess of recent years. If you can remember all of them, you likely need to check in somewhere for “relaxation.” The Hawks, though, addressed that black hole in the draft by taking Acie Law IV with their second pick in the first round. Law is certainly the most talented point guard on the roster and should get the keys to the car for the start of the season, but the question is if he is the guy who sets up his teammates for three-and-a-half quarters, then buries his foes down the stretch or if he is the guy who lacks the athleticism and pure point skills to be a top player. Joining him in the backcourt is Joe Johnson, who missed one-third of the season. Johnson is simply the best player on the team, but is mired in obscurity due to the team’s struggles. Did you have any idea he averaged 25 points per game last year?

If this is the season where Josh Smith finally breaks out and fulfills his potential, the NBA should welcome a new star.
However, there is a good chance he maintains his usual performance of poor play in the first couple months, then hitting the switch in midseason and taking off. Smith is too talented to continue sleepwalking his way through late fall, as shown by him having his scoring go up each month of the season from 12.4 points per game in November up to 21.1 in April. He is certainly capable of scoring 20 a night and it is just a matter of focus. Marvin Williams should grab the starting power forward job this year and make his high draft spot pay off. Williams was given major minutes last April and responded with almost 17 points per game, including topping 20 points in five of the final six contests of the year.

Zaza Pachulia is a competent center with good shooting touch, but needs to bring more to the defensive end, including to his rebounding on that end. In 28 minutes per game last year, Pachulia averaged 4.2 defensive rebounds and 2.8 off the offensive backboard. The evidence says he can rebound, but the question seems to be if he will.

Tyronn Lue, Speedy Claxton, and Anthony Johnson give the team three short backup point guards who fill the roles of “fast,” “injury-prone,” and “slow,” in that order. None of them are particularly good shooters (Lue’s 43.6 percent career field goal mark is the best of the three, by far) and Johnson seems best suited for the role of coach to Law. Josh Childress gives the team great flexibility from the two to four spots. Childress can play either swing position, moving Smith to the four spot for some minutes this season while providing efficient shooting (career 50.5 percent on field goals and 79.6 percent at the charity stripe) and good rebounding. Salim Stoudemire is another undersized guard, but a streak shooter (37.1 percent mark from three in his two years, had 37 points against Portland last year and seven treys against Milwaukee) who should get some minutes at the two in a small, offensive-minded lineup. Shelden Williams should provide rebounds (11.5 per 40 minutes) and fouls (5.3 per 40 minutes) down low. Lorenzen Wright should be the veteran influence for the Hawks’ other first-rounder, Al Horford. The Hawks would love to see a quick transition for the former Florida Gator to give them a low-post presence on both ends of the floor.

The Hawks have a lot of young talent, but it remains to be seen if they can put it together. Three of their starters have the ability to score 20 any night, but defense has been an issue for this squad. They finished 14th in points allowed in the Association last season, but that is a misleading stat. They were 23rd in field goal percentage allowed, 28th in defending the trey, and 24th in free throw attempts allowed. Only their slow pace kept them from getting scored on more, but they still averaged almost five points less per game than their foes. Just looking at the names on the roster gives no reason to think things are going to turn around, especially on the defensive side. It’s more likely three of their starters will get injured, Smith will spend some time in the coach’s doghouse, and neither rookie will produce much simply due to association with the phrase “Atlanta Hawks.”

Impulse Purchases: In a story reminiscent of King Solomon, Gilbert …

In a story reminiscent of King Solomon, Gilbert Arenas would rather waste $800,000 on Barry Bonds’ 756th home run ball rather than see it branded with an asterisk. Somehow I don’t think Marc Ecko is a Bible reader. [Sox & Dawgs]

Brett Favre: 421 Career TD Passes

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Packers quarterback Brett Favre threw a touchdown pass today against the Minnesota Vikings, giving him 421 for his career and making him the all-time leader in touchdown passes in NFL history.

Even though the game is in Minnesota, they stopped the game to congratulate Favre and show a taped message from Dan Marino, the player whose record Favre broke. And even though the game is in Minnesota, the crowd cheered Favre, with only a few scattered boos.

The taped message from Marino didn’t delay the game at all. In a cool move, the NFL and Fox actually stayed with the game after the touchdown, rather than going to commercial, so the Favre-related celebrations were confined to time that ordinarily would have been a TV timeout. (I’m sure they’ll make up for it later in the game, though.)

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Hugh Johnson Project: Differences Between New Orelans and Malibu Beach Are Subtle

malibuvsnawlins.jpgSo here we are at 3:00. LSU is beginning to pull away from Tulane, but still is too long away from a 40-point win. Michigan is coming back against Northwestern, Duke (!) has narrowed the Miami lead to three, and even though Notre Dame is on the board, you Deadspin readers might as well be the Purdue offense, because you’re lightin’ them up to no end. So let’s delve more into Charlie Weis fat jokes and awkward Tulane/hurricane references as Hugh II: And The Nedyssey Continues…

Within 2 minutes Pam Ward compared New Orleans to Malibu because Tulane and Pepperdine are both the Waves and called a kickoff a punt. She is a tour de force! — Awful Announcing

If you just look at the attendance at today’s game, Michigan is clearly playing it’s fifth straight home game. — Yostal (live from NU)

Charlie Weis looks like he’s foaming at the mouth… I don’t think Michael Scott’s Rabies Awareness Fun Run worked. Wait, that wasn’t foam, that was powdered sugar. My bad. — Grimey

Yeah so much for that LSU as a werewolf with a chainsaw for a dick comparison. Tulane’s puppy with scissors for a dick is giving them all they can handle today. - — I Heart Poop

Tulane’s cheerleaders are so fugly, even Pam Ward has shrinkage — liquidwisdom33

Damn, the Florida game doesn’t start ’til 8 and I gotta wait for my roommate to wake up before we can tailgate at the UCF game. What the hell can I do to kill the time? Oh wait, drink. — TattooedMess(iah)

Banner in the endzone of the ND-Purdue game: “Rudy could start on this year’s ND defense” — Herbie’s Wingman

Some smartass at ESPN is calling the Belichick coaching tree (including Weis) “The Billy Club.” I much prefer “The Hobo’s Shopping Cart.” — Signal to Noise

Clausen’s ass hasnt hurt that bad since his “recruiting visit” with brady Quinn — vegetabledud

Notre Dame is clearly tanking so they can get the top spot in the H.S. draft. — Slothrop

I love how ESPN is celebrating the fact Notre Dame scored a touchdown, even though it’s something a labotomized team of geriatrics can do more frequently. — Jeff, Colorado

I didn’t even bother to send this in earlier while watching Gameda,y because I figured many already had. But no where do I see the “Lou Holtz for Prethident” sign from Oregon mentioned! Cmon Deadspinners, everyone is trying to hit the fall away off hand J, but remember: lay-ups score too. Oh dear, now I’ve mickthed my thporth metaphorth in a Holtz post. — Deep South Deadspinner

Anyone have pictorial evidence? Until we get one, he’re’s visual evidence of what we already knew about West Virginia, from last night’s game against South Florida:

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One! More! Update! Get ‘em into me by 4:00 p.m. Actually, better make that 3:50. Because you’re drunk and forgot, the IM screenname is “NCAA Deadspin.”

Raiders-Dolphins Game Delayed Due To Lightning Storm

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The start of the Oakland Raiders-Miami Dolphins game has been delayed due to a lightning storm. It is freakin’ pouring at Dolphin Stadium … with both teams crawled back into the locker rooms and the fans taking shelter at the concourses.

This game has received some interest as Daunte Culpepper returns to Miami as the Raiders’ starting QB and with Phins’ LB Joey Porter’s guarantee of a win.

UPDATE: The Raiders are Dolphins are set to kick off at 1:31 pm local time.

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Blogdome: Career Touchdowns Is Only A Number

• Brett Favre may end up with more TDs, but Dan Marino was still better. [Epic Carnival]
• John Buccigross forgets that ESPN doesn’t care about hockey. [Orland Kurtenblog]
• Jets fans, as a collective, have gotten over the Patriots’ videotaping. Exception: the guy suing the Patriots for $184M. [Lion in Oil]
• Rafael Betancourt … [ wait 10 seconds] … should be remembered … [pause indefinitely] … as a cheater [arbitrarily dragging it on]. [Royals Review]
• What’s the Red Sox Nation equivalent of not voting and moving to Canada? [The Smittblog]
• A sad, scary death in the world of sumo wrestling. [With Malice]
• Nick Mangold is a Halo fan. Now if only Chad Pennington could respawn equally easily. [The Jets Blog]
• Rick Ankiel vs. Floyd Landis? Why, that’d be a good fight. [Chicago Bull]
• Danny Ferry still has work left to do. [Slam Dunk Central]
• Hey Gator fans, burn up your dead relatives and leave them on your favorite football stadium! [Fanblogs]

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