A “bold” proclamation: If Memphis doesn’t at least make the Final Four this year, no matter what their record is next year, they’re not getting a No. 1 seed. The team has looked downright wobbly so far and just about blew it yesterday. Though at least Derrick Rose was able to keep playing past the first round … unlike some people.

At this point, it wouldn’t be any more surprising to see Michigan State, Texas or Stanford in the Final Four than Memphis; of all the regions, the South seems the most up in the air despite it (mostly) falling according to seed. Memphis went 6-1 against NCAA Tourney teams this year. Their loss was to Tennessee — the only one of those teams still left in the tournament. (And wobbling.) Sorry: We’re not gonna believe in Memphis anymore. Uncle.

Besides, anything that keeps the Stanford Tree hanging around.