• Ah, Alabama fans. [Loser With Socks]
• The Mets should find their own damn song. [Red Sox Monster]
• Random George Washington student Monty Singh Harika has declared for the NBA Draft. Not even Chad Ford cares. [DC Sports Blog]
• The non-existent impact of HGH on Major League Baseball. [Sabernomics]
• The Brewers have hired an engineer to determine exactly where Hank Aaron’s 755th home run landed, so they can build a statue there. [JS Online]
• Evel Knievel was grabbed by the Holy Spirit, and has announced plans to jump over heaven on a motorcycle. [The God Blog]
• Hey, awesome… dogs dressed up in Red Sox gear. [The Smittblog]
• Cartoons that imply that Arkansas football coach Houston Nutt enjoys a forced gay relationship with Arkansas AD Frank Broyles. It’s been a weird month for Houston Nutt. [The Wizard of Odds]